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Spider-Man complains about his new movie [15 May 2012|10:40pm]

wolf78
[ mood | devious ]


A bit of a spoiler alertCollapse )

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Mmm... [08 May 2012|11:05pm]

wolf78


Dollar Stuffed Donuts...Collapse )

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Even Princess Luna is scared [08 Apr 2012|01:09am]

wolf78
[ mood | devious ]


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Sex Ed at its finest... [16 Mar 2012|07:31pm]

wolf78
[ mood | WTF? ]


Huh...

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[08 Apr 2011|09:41am]

clockworkmonkey
New on Cap'n Wacky's Boatload of Fun today: Winthrop Merriweather Pinfeather-Smythe returns in “A Visit From Father” - a story in which our little gentleman’s pater returns from his latest adventure, and Winthrop sees an opportunity to get revenge on an enemy. It stands alone, but if you’d like to read earlier Winthrop tales too, you can find several on our Flotsam and Jetsam page.

Elsewhere, several writers who have contributed to the Cap’n in the past (along with several who haven’t) are now teaming up on Twitter bringing you Important Facts from Leading Scientists. If you’re Twitter, you’ll probably want to follow them here: http://twitter.com/#!/Important_Facts
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funniest thing I've seen all day [26 Nov 2010|07:36pm]

davezary
Oprah's gift leads to devastation, suffering.
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[10 Sep 2010|02:53pm]

parisgothacked
FUnny if ur a harry potter fan:


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Versus [23 May 2010|06:25pm]

petya_mikrob


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MAPPLES! [30 Apr 2010|09:28am]

clockworkmonkey
This week, from Cap'n Wacky:



PLUS: Buy Mapples shirts and more here OR shirts and more of the OTHER product mentioned at the end of the video here.

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AudioVisualTranslation_Pizza episode [27 Apr 2010|07:56pm]

moniam87

 

Hi guys!


 

We shall take up only a couple of minutes of your time to focus your attention on a cartoon and short questionnaire, which is part of a project, supervised by the AudioVisualTranslation Research Group, University of Salento, Lecce, Italy.


 

The cartoon under study is Masjanja, a Russian cartoon, created in 2001. Some Masjanja episodes have already been translated into English, either subtitled or dubbed. Our aim is to investigate the effect Masjanja produces on other target languages' audience, first YouTube users, then AVT researchers, linguists, translators...

Will this strange creature be comprehensible to the new audience? Will Masjanja's particularly Russian irony be able to go beyond the Iron Curtain?


 

The questionnaires, we are kindly asking you to answer, focus on the English versions of the episode “Pizza”, both subtitled and dubbed.

Could you then send your completed questionnaire to avtranslator@gmail.com.

Please, let your friends and relatives know about our project and support us by simply answering a few questions!


 

And if you know Russian, have a look at our community!!!


 

Thank you, and.... enjoy the show!

 

University of Salento, AVT Research Group


 


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And the Pear Head goes to... [12 Mar 2010|02:52pm]

clockworkmonkey
Sure, all the winners already received their Oscars last Sunday, but what about the - you know - non-winners. Well, like Tom Petty said: even the losers get lucky sometimes. So Cap'n Wacky is proud to present The 2010 Unfortunate Oscars! Find out who was greedy with the product, who wore fake flowers on her bosoms, and what obvious joke we're not making!

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Cap'n Wacky's 2010 Winter Olympic Scrap Medals! [26 Feb 2010|11:10am]

clockworkmonkey
All this week, Cap'n Wacky has been awarding Olympic Medals for everything BUT the actual athletic competitions. Click here to see the entire assortment from hypocrisy, greed, fart jokes, awkward simulated intercourse, fake mustaches, and much, much more!

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[21 Jan 2010|10:57am]

tuppy_com
Great and funny anti-AIDS ads (video)Collapse )
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[16 Jan 2010|11:38am]

tuppy_com
Do you know why God doesn't do miracles anymore? :)
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[16 Jan 2010|11:36am]

tuppy_com
Found videos of two Worst Ever paticipants of American Idol :)



One more
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The wackiest place on Earth [15 Jan 2010|01:32pm]

clockworkmonkey
It's finally here! The official web page of Cap'n Wacky World, Amalgamated Humor's world-famous vacation destination. Ready to visit the theme park that’s dreamier than Disneyland, more thrilling than Cedar Point, wetter than Sea World, knottier than Knott’s Berry Farm, and less bankrupt than Six Flags? Now you can online!

There's a lot to see at Cap'n World, especially at our flagship park, Five Point Park, so we'll be rolling out the site over the next month so as not to overwhelm you with joy. Go there now and check out the descriptions of attractions, shows, and dining locations in the Sea Point and Giftshop Point sections of the park.

In the coming weeks, we’ll reveal the rest of the park with Kiddie Point opening on January 22, Thrill Point on January 29, and Education Point and Lighthouse Court both opening on February 5th.

This has all been long in coming, and we're happy to finally share it with you. Tell your friends, and start planning your vacation to Cap'n Wacky World today!
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LMAO!! [20 Nov 2009|01:41pm]

la_changa
[ mood | ROFLMAO ]

Note: Please take time to read this slowly.
If you pay attention to the first two judges,
the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of you who have lived in New Mexico , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL .
Frank: Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native New Mexicans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge #3.
Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These New Mexicans are crazy.

CHILI # 2 - EL RANCHO'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me theHeimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3 - ALFREDO'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t-faced from all of the beer.

CHILI # 4=2 0- BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. Woman is starting to look HOT ... Just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Jalapeno peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the jalapeno peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.

CHILI # 6 - VARGA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing. It's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM 'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
Judge # 3 -- No report.

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The Middle East. In a Nutshell. [20 Nov 2009|02:53pm]

iahayah
The conflict in the Middle East is a pretty big shenanigan, right? Not if you look at it like this:
The Jews want land.
The Muslims also want land. The same land.
Both Jews and Muslims have weapons.
Shenanigans ensue.
There you go. You now know about the conflict in the Middle East.

BY THE WAY, this is the first post of a blog I'm starting called "In a Nutshell."
How do I choose what to talked about in this blogl, you ask? That’s where you come in. You make comments, suggesting what topic I cover next. I then cover the topic. That’s it in a nutshell.

The blog is here: http://iahayah.wordpress.com/
You can check it out, if you want. I mean, whatever. Not like I care.
Actually, I really care.
What I'm saying is, you should go there.
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Lesbian Vampire Killers!! One of the Best Comedies out there! [07 Nov 2009|03:20pm]

vampireskitten
[ mood | amused ]

I freaking love this movie!



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Twilight "New Moon" Parody/Spoof [28 Oct 2009|08:33am]

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